我笑他人看不穿

鐘楚紅，我覺得，就算是為了你我也要寫網誌
因為你不玩噗浪也不玩臉書，真的越來越不聽話了
翅膀硬了是嗎？？？蛤！！

OK的！雖然我貼了連結給你
但我知道你八成沒有去看
因為你是這麼的懶...是吧？

那我貼在網誌裡你總會捧個場了吧
其實我是真的好愛這個系列喔～～
香蕉王之歌超好笑，又歡樂


查理王一

網路上找的歌詞(它唱好快Q_Q)：

Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of love, the candy cave
They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground
Turn around
It astound!
It's a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination run so free
So now Charlie won't you go into the cave

BOOM!

查理王二

葛拉ㄅ～葛拉ㄅ～葛拉ㄅ～葛拉ㄅ～
Zeeeee～～～～～～～～

這是歌詞(一部份參考網路他人，多數是用我殘破的聽力拼湊來的)

Charlie you look quite down
查理，你看起來有點失落
With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown
你的大肥眼還有你的大醜臉
The world doesn't have to be so gray~~~
這個世界沒有必要如此灰暗～～～

Charlie when your life's a mess
查理，當你的生活是團糟
when you're feeling blue, always in distress
當你感覺到憂鬱，永遠都是苦惱
I know, I can watch that stay away
我瞭，我遠遠就看出來了

All you have to do is put the banana in your ear~~
你要做的只是，把香蕉放進你耳朵～～
(a banana in my ear?!)
(香蕉放進我耳朵裡？！)
Put the right banana right into your favored ear
把那最正確的香蕉放進你最喜歡的耳朵裡
It's true
這是真的
(Says who?!)
(誰說的？！)
So true
真的是真的
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
只要放進去你的憂鬱都會消失
The bad in the world is hard to hear
所有的壞事你都會聽不見
When in your ear have a banana cheer
當有根香蕉在你的耳裡歡呼
so going put a banana in your ear
所以去把根香蕉放進你耳朵

Put the banana in your ear
把香蕉放進你耳朵
(I'd rather to keep my ear clear)
(我寧願保持我的耳道暢通)
You'll never be happy if you leave your live for fear
你若活在恐懼下你永遠不會快樂
It's true
這是真的
(Says you!!)
(那是你說的！)
So true
真的是真的
When it's in the skys are bright and clear
當它在你耳裡天空是清澈的
Oh, every day and every year
喔，每一天，每一年
The sunshine bright the big blue sphere
陽光照亮著這個藍色大氣層
So going put a banana in your ear~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
所以把香蕉放進你耳朵～～～～～～

查理王三


Go grab our tongue!!

這歌好正面！

When~~ you feeling all along
當你感覺到孤單一人
the world's a drone
世界是如此單調
and nobody show any love to you
沒有人對你展現任何愛意
(I can't tell if you are adorable or creepy!!)
(我分不清楚你是可愛還是可怕)

When~~ your heart is cold as stone
當你的心寒冷如鋼鐵
just change your tone
只要改變你的調調
get ride of that groan and the world will too
甩開那些抱怨，世界也會如此回應你
(probably I'll go with creepy!!)
(我想應該是可怕)

Come swordfishes~ love you
劍魚~ 愛你
Jellyfishes~ love you
水母~ 愛你
Starfish... I LOVE YOU!!
海星... 我愛你!!
You know it's true
你知道這是真的

Catfishes~ love you
鯰魚~ 愛你
Carpfishes~ love you
烏賊~ 愛你
Blowfish... STARFISH REALLY LOVE YOU!!!
河豚... 海星是真的愛你!!!
in the ocean blue
就在這藍藍大海裡~~

[Rap]
Lungfish, blackfish, alligator, icefish
Armorhead, hammerhead, anaconda, flathead
Goblinshark, grass carp, round river bat ray
Noodlefish, hagfish, man o' war, ladyfish
Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel
Lamprey, pejeray, yellow-edged morray
Salmon shark, sleeper shark, feathbacked eagle ray

Well~~ you can ignore this please
你可以忽視他們的請求
that's fine with me
對我來說沒差
but one day you'll see that my words are true
但是有一天你會發現我說的是真的
(Please stop singing to me!!)
(請你不要對著我唱歌!!)

Oh if~~ you find that you agree
如果你發現你同意我
I guarantee
我保證
that you will soon be feeling the love too
你也會感受到那份愛
(I can't wait...)
(我等不急了)

And swordfishes~ love you
劍魚~ 愛你
Jellyfishes~ love you
水母~ 愛你
Starfish... I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER!!
海星... 我想永遠和你在一起!!
You know it's true
你知道這是真的

Catfishes~ love you
鯰魚~ 愛你
Carpfishes~ love you
烏賊~ 愛你
Blowfish... STARFISH LOVE ME! LOVE ME!!
河豚... 海星!!愛我!!愛我!!
in the ocean blue~~~~~~~~~~
就在這藍藍大海裡~~~~~~~~~

好了，我知道海星愛我～enjoy it!!鐘楚紅，要看喔！